I do not get men. I probably never will. Thinking I may not want to anymore.
I'm going to take this moment to vent some of my frustrations in the opposite sex.
Get a real job. Not a job you say you have which you rarely attend and spend the afternoon laying around your house.
I have a car, you do not. That does not mean I will constantly go to YOUR place and drive YOUR ass around. Take the bus, take a cab, ride a bike, hitch hike for Christs sake. I'm not a taxi and once maybe just once I want to be picked up.
I do not want to meet you at a club for a date. That's like trying scheduling a guaranteed pick up and take home and I want none of that!
You have a girlfriend, you don't know that I know, but I know. Stop texting me because you think I'm in love with you. I may have once thought you were the greatest thing ever and would have done anything to be with you, but those days are over. STOP texting me smileys, stop trying to send me pictures of you on msn. You HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. I know this, you are NOT fooling me. You have been deleted from my phone and will get the "who is this" every time you text.
Stop cyber stalking my blog. I can see that you read it. You hate, you want me dead. So why do you read this dribble? I hope this is the last time you come here.
If you add me to facebook, then proceed to have your status updates about how much you miss your ex girlfriend, don't get all upset when I refuse to go out with you AND tell you why. "They are just lyrics I like" does not work with me. Nice try though.
Why do you only want to hang out when your girlfriend is out of town? If we are really friends then she should know we are friends. If she can't handle that then you need a new girlfriend.
Asking me to come hang out in your parents basement is not acceptable for a 25 year old man. I'm sorry but I just can't do it.
It's easy to see that many women share my stance. Just googling "stupid boys" thousands upon thousands of pictures come up. Am I destined for a life of frustration? The big question remains...
Why do some of them have to be so cute?